Former NFT collector turned full-time degen. Until NFTs make their return, I’m deep in the shitcoin trenches, racking trends, catching pumps, and surviving rugs. I play momentum, study narratives, and document the chaos with a smirk.
Lambo dreams? Always. But let’s be real, I’ll probably blow it on ZYN and OnlyFans subs. If it pumps, I’m in. If it rugs, I tweet about justice. Let’s get this money.
Contract Copy + Paste Master • Market Sentiment Manipulation • Seed Phrase Retriever Expect • Changenow Coin Washing • NFT Raffle Rigging • Shilling
Token Launch Hype Video • Telegram Meme Generation (24hr turnaround) • How To Buy” Fake Simplicity UX • Casino Game Design w/ Fake Win Rates • Influencer “This Project Looks Legit” Voiceovers